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    troncats:

    sorry:

    I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

    why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

    (Source: sorry)


    babybluesuv:

    royonfire:

    I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

    I can’t stop thinking about this


    (Source: bythepowercosmic)

    murdercityboulevard:

    catsfurever:

    can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

    that last one tho

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